Rules:
- Go to urbandictionary.com [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Nick
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel". to sleep with any girl that comes your way, regardless of looks...cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there, and you're drunk enough to do it. (YEAH!)
2.) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.(HELL YEAH!)The age of consent in most countries. n.) in rap, one verse or "sixteen" lines 4.
An age in a person's life when they can start driving, get a driver's license, also commonly use "sweet sixteen" 5.sixteen bars (sets of 4 beats) in music (usually hip-hop/rap) 6. 16 is not to be confused with 15 or even 17. Its the age when you are able to drive and earn your independence! 7.The age at which an American can drive a car and get a job, but still can't vote.You can get a job and pay taxes at 16, but you still can't vote.
3.) One of your friends?
Lizzie
A sweet friend who's always there for you.Used when describing a very cool person. A Lizzie is a very nice person, who doesn't mind when you break her coat etc. A Lizzie is also very kind and generous, and makes up many words. 3.Slang for a line of Cocaine 4.to be an amazing friend 5.Slang for "Queen Elizabeth". Chiefly used by members of the Commonwealth. 6 a girl who gave birth to an ugly child at an early age and is blatantly a crack whore7. A lizzie is a common term for baby stealer.
(o.O! That ain't my liz! xD Only the nice ones!)
4.) What should you be doing?
English
a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary 2. A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly. 3.The english language has been tied down gagged and gang raped by skater fags, gangsta's and wiggers who all like to shove slang in its ass. 4. Incredibly powerful and brutal race of people. Renowned worldwide for the ability to fight, hence why they are assiciated with lions, dragons, bulldogs etc, while the rose represents beauty. 5.spin on a pool ball or billiards ball (they are very different games). Comes from the fact that this technique came here from English players when they brought the game and their skillz here
5.) Favorite color?
black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. 2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian and a word for cigar
(I knew all of this xD)
6.) Birthplace?
Florida
-America's wang (see: America's wang) 3. Florida: The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead. AKA: God's waiting room. 4.The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire. 5.A state with two seasons... Summer and January 14th. 6. he only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians. 7. The southern most state in the Continental US. People who live there range from hot girls in thongs to old geriatric patients. Anyone can get a drivers license in Florida; they come in cereal boxes as surprises. The education sucks there, while taxes keep rising. The main attractions are Walt Di$ney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, Miami, Key West, and Panama Beach, although most Floridians have no idea they have a panhandle, let alone a city named Panama. Ask any Floridan what the capital is, and most will say Miami, thanks to the wonderful education system. Florida is also home to some of the best beaches in the East.
7.) Last person you talked to?
Galen
a man-whore who cross dresses and thinks he's emo
(OH MY GOD! xD)
8.) One of your nicknames
Nic Nic- (don't you dare ask!)
Nic is the most rude, cold-hearted person you'll ever meet. He treats everyone like shit, hurts people's feelings and doesn't care. He also would like too buttfuck any girl that he knows. He lies out the ass and gets angry over everything. He's a bitch when he doesn't get his way. He makes fun of his so called "best friends". He is a complete follower of everyone. He's a player, and doesn't usually like the girls he dates, he just wants to say he dated them. He is also quite abusive, he punches, kicks, smacks and yells. A lot. Never come in contact with Nic. He might just eat your soul. And all of your children. (LOL!)